This is a collection of often witty, insightful and informative musings, ponderings and epic grumbles. Each piece comes in at a snappy 1500 words or less and will, I think you’ll find, make your overall experience of life a little warmer, a little fuzzier and a tad more interesting. Recent results, carried out by professional result finders, have proven that individuals subjected to this blog, over long periods of time, are more likely to cry in public.
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Well I think that went well, punchy, to the point and the kind of tongue in cheek condescension people love.